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2000-05-25 i was *going* to commend diaryland as it loaded so smoothly. but it was false. it took 10 minutes again. coffee just leaves the WORST taste in your mouth. all i can think is DON'T COME NEAR ME about an hour after my coffee....or i'll bowl you over with my yechy breath. i don't understand it. i love coffee. it's all creamy and sweet and bitter at teh same time. and warm... it tastes great going in. why does old coffee mouth taste like the worst thing in the world. and you *know* coffee breath is the worst. but now i'm altoid freshness let me tell you about cliniques three step program. I found it a few months ago. it's soap, clarifier and lotion. and i have to say it's life changing. i thank the (insertwhateverhere) for clinique's 3step. they test your skin and find the perfect soap for you and ...i took three showers a day for awhile, just so i could wash my face. ...and every time i'd soap up..as it would rinse away and i'd touch my face...i'd think "ooh. aaahhh" ...it's not exactly orgasmic, but there's nothing like the way a face feels after that soap. I LOVE MY SOAP. i stand on my soap box for my soap. i had a kid, back when i taught pre-school, once tell me that he wants to be a color scientist when he grows up. because. there are colors and there are scientists. so it follows. OF COURSE. that there are color scientists! i loved that kid but hten he's also the same kid who would bark at me when i displeased him...it quite confused him when i barked and growled back...he looked quite taken aback! for one whole day this barking color scientist refused to be addressed as a human child. he *swore* he was a goat. mark the goat-boy. had he been reading ahead of his time? so ...he was ..an odd boy. but you know he'll be a genius when he grows up. although not quite as genius as he was at age 5. when i grew up. i wanted to be a marine biologist. i'm not a marine biologist. thank you katfish for reminding me of mark the goatboy. mygod. i just came back to edit this entyr and it took like 20 minutes!!!! this is very annoying and i'm not very happy about it. so there. ok. so. i was talking about my bluesy husband. ex whatever. i hate that word so much. well, in relation to him i do. anyway. all day yesterday, i couldn't get "well you can have my last dollar but touch my jug YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME HOLLER" "baby don't take. my whiskey away from me" ...out of my head. it just went through my head over and over alll day long. maybe that was why i was melancholic. (castor oil) and then today. cry love. lyrics. ..."if this is a lesson in love, what's it for" and "one day that train of pain won't stop no more" YEA. he's writing about ME. i know he is. i love it when people write all about me me me. sing to me me me. i feel such kinship now. have you noticed yet that i like *'s and ...'s? |
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